Who says this stuff is just for kids?

Did you actually believe those things? (I hope not!) Find out what really happened...in new versions I've created for our changing times!

NOTE: If you don't like mild cursing and/or certain references, please do not continue on.





If you want to read actual legit Poetry that I've written, try looking up my name here. (If you don't know my name, well, look at the bottom of the page, it's there!) It's even all been published! WOW!

*Just when you thought I was out of ideas...here's another!*

Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went, its clone was sure to go.

~@~

*Here's a favorite one I've re-created!*

Humpty Dumpty sat on the Berlin Wall,
Humpty Dumpty took a great fall,
They took down that wall, leaving Humpty to fate,
His life ended then, that historical date,
And because he hadn't been watching the news,
The Germans replied, "You snooze, you lose."
So Humpty Dumpty became a souflee,
Being served with sausage day after day,
Too bad the King's Horses and men were hungry that morning,
Humpty Dumpty became breakfast for not heeding their warning.

~@~

*Here's a great one I found on a T-shirt (It fits me perfectly):

Jack and Jill raced up the hill tearing up the grass,
Jack fell down and broke his crown when Jill kicked his ass!

~@~

Need I say more? I do hope you've enjoyed this week's Nursery Rhyme. There will be even more added to this collection in the future. Ta ta for now!

*Except where noted, these works are originals by Jill M. Sheehan. If you wish to use them in your pages or elsewhere, please send an e-mail requesting permission to do so. Thank you.*

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