Here they are, the quotes one can never forget. The clever stuff George said, the funny comments Kate made, the sarcasm Pat used. There will be plenty here in time, but for now, enjoy all the fun stuff that is here! (These are also in order of airing.) Note: I do have a lot more to add yet, but haven't had the time, so please check back later! Thanks! 'The Problem of the Missing Monkey' Kate: George, that isn't Prokedzian, it's Grunt! He feels threatened! George: I can relate to that! 'The Case of the Willing Parrot' George: I'm building an H.O. gauge model train, Kate. It's for my brother's little boy. Kate: Your nephew? George: Yeah, I guess that would make him my nephew. 'The Map with a Gap' George (singing): Oh, there's blood on the saddle and blood on the ground and a great big puddle of blood all around. Whoopee ti aye ehh, whoopee ti aye ohh!!! (Gunshots! See, even Scruffy couldn't stand that song!) ~ Kate: George! George: Oh, it's gettin' dim, Kate. Kate: George. George: Tell Martha my insurance policies are in my sock drawer. Kate: George. George: No, Kate. I'm a goin'. Kate: George, you tripped... Over this electrical cord. 'The Case of the Swami Scam' George (re: wearing a dress): Kate, I feel ridiculous. Kate: You look adorable. George: Thanks a lot! ~ Swami River: I am arrived. Kate: Are you the Super? Swami: No, I am the Swami. Kate: (with a phoney French accent) Oh, oui monsieur, but of course! ~ Kate: (reads Swami's biz card) Announcing monsieur Swami River. Remember? The guy who gave you Gumm Legs in the seventh. George: (talking
in woman's voice) Oh, Swami! How I love you, how I love 'The Case of the Parking Meter Massacre' George: Benny could you turn up the heat, I'm freezin'. Benny: LA sissy. Everyone out there has thin blood. ~ Liza Borden: I better go now before that mean old Pterodactyl flies away with my dog again. George: (looking around) A Pterodactyl has your... Liza Borden: (interrupting George, dramatically) ...vivid imagination. 'The Case of the Unkidnapping' George: Katherine? Eve Adams: Katherine Muriel Monday. Snodgrass Collage, class of... Kate: Never mind the year, Eve darling. ~ Kate (singing): No! We've got proof!!! George (also singing): You made a goof! Heh, heh, heh... ~ Kate: You have a nasty streak in you, George Frankly. George: Does it show? 'The Case of the Masked Avenger' Benny: Well, stranger things have happened. George: When? 'Despair in Monterey Bay' George (noticing Esther's confusion over the garbage can): It's a trash can, Lady Astute. Esther (still confused): A what? George: A trash can. A place where people keep trash. Esther: Why in Heaven's name would anyone want to keep trash? ~ George: We've got our location, Pat. (Pat nods.) John Steenbeck: I thought you said her name was Nora... George (quick to cover up): It is. Sometimes I call her Pat when I get tired of names that start with N. 'The Calpurnian Kugel Caper' King Chris: If I need to buy anything, I'll use plastic. (George, Pat, Benny and Ms. Sherwood look on in shock.) King Chris: (in his game show host voice) Hey a king's got to live too... But seriously folks. 'The Case of the Galling Stones' George: Let's play what do we know. Pat: We know that at two PM today, I'm going to jail. George: Okay. Let's play what else do we know. 'The Case of the Poconos Paradise' George (to Cynthia): Poconos? Cynthia Gooch (a bit dazed): Poke your nose? No. G. Gordon and I never fight. (pauses for a moment) I guess that's where we were, though. George: G. Gordon is your husband? Cynthia (even more spacey): Fer sure. ~ George (as Adam Gideon, to 'Eve'): Let's go, Pat. J. Thurlo Muck (confused): Pat? George (catching his error): It was her maiden name. ~ George: Get a grip on yourself. Pat: I've only got two hands and I'm already holding onto my hat and a bunch of horses. 'The Case of the Mystery Weekend' George (to Peeved): And you are... Peeved: I am Peeved. George: I'm a little ticked off myself. ~ Pat: (to Peeved) You're not George. Peeved: No, I'm Peeved. Pat: I'm a little ticked off my... Peeved: Don't run that line again. ~ Colonel Wiggins (to the 'Netters): I'm Colonel Ashby Wiggins, U.S. Army, Retired. Pat: Why do you have a British accent? Col. Wiggins: I was captured. ~ Pat (noticing Peeved on the floor): George, is he...is he...? George: I'll say he is...he's been knocked out cold! ~ George (to the group): Yes, perhaps we should turn in for the evening and start afresh anon. Miles Reed (obviously confused): Afresh anon? Whaddya a-mean, a-man? Pat (trying to sound smart and impress Miles, of course): Let's sack out and start tomorrow morning. 'The Case: Off the Record' George: Are you Murray the Mouth? Murray: Who wants to know? Pat: I'm Pat Tuesday... Murray: And I'm busy. ~ George: (on the phone) Murray the Mouth? George Frankly, Mathnet. How would you like to rid the music world of some of the scum that infests it? (to Pat and Benny) He says he can't quit, he doesn't know how to do anything else. (on the phone) Murray, we need you help. Can we count on you? (to Pat and Benny) He says he doubts it, he's never helped anyone before. Thanks to those who have contributed! (And thanks for the quote help, Gayle!)
She Who Quotes Early and Often: Jill
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